Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Dear Paranoid Woman...
Dear paranoid woman(walking your wimpy dog),
When you see me walking my two children and their friend home, along with our dog. Please do not wait on the other side of the road for us to walk in front of you, for fear that my animal might attack you.
You will no doubt be forced to walk behind us at a very safe and annoying distance, while the snow loving, pile jumping, kids will continue to stop and go for the entire block. And when I ask you if you would "like to pass us", please say yes and I will safely tether my roudy kids and dog to the side, so that you may pass us and be on your merry way!
Although, I'm sure it was much more delightful for you to stay behind and watch my motherly patience being tested by your annoying remarks to the neighbors near by, about how you are afraid of my dog!! Come on lady!!! This is smiley we are talking about...he is even on a leash that is attached to a very annoyed parent. He will not be attacking you!
Thank you for finally crossing the street and giving me dirty looks. Next time I will follow behind you.